what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
(Source: methlabrador, via clam-casino)
I’LL CALL THEM GAUGES IF I WANT TOO. IT’S THE SAME FUCKING CONCEPT. YOU HIPSTERS JUST HAVE TO BE CORRECT AND PRECISE ABOUT EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING. I HAVE GAUGES. OH WAIT YOU THOUGHT OF STRETCHED LOBES RIGHT? YEAH, SAME. FUCKING. THING. YOU ASS HOLES.
NO. You’re fucking wrong and stupid.
no campbell, you’re just being an asshole about it.